Week 7 Scared Money Parlay Bets: Celebrating National Tight End Day
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Week 7 Scared Money Parlay Bets: Celebrating National Tight End Day

Cooterdoodle goes big on National Tight End Day with her Scared Money parlay bets on NFL action for Week 7.

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Finally!!

We made it to National Tight End Day! So … You know how this is going to go, right? 

Let's bet on some of the tightest ends.

WELCOME TO THE SCARED MONEY THUNDERDOME, B*TCH. 

Enter if you dare. But first, familiarize yourself with our creed.
The Scared Money Creed:

  1. May the Odds Never Be In Your Favor: We are absolutely NOT trying to play it safe. The crazier the odds, the better.
  2. Narratives Are EVERYTHING: Betting on something meaningless is an emotionally empty abyss. Instead, we're buying into the incredible outcomes that we want to become our reality. We're fans of the game—THAT is what drives the bet.
  3. No wager is too small: Even the smallest wagers can give you an INCREDIBLE sweat. I don't need to risk my kid's college fund to piss all over the books and come home richer.
  4. Remember our mantra: Scared money don't make money, baby. 

We'll start easy, and amp up the odds as we move through the weekend …

Scared Money Parlay Bets for Week 7

Party Pooper +5819

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"What if I don't believe in National Tight End Day?"

Oh, you're one of those guys. You sound like fun.

Here. Damn.

Either ATD Bets (Draft Kings)

Tight Ends? Loose Ends. +5650

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It's National Tight End Day! Why can't backup TEs be celebrated, too??

Every week, Foster Moreau and Jonnu Smith sit in the shadow of the depth chart behind Dalton Schultz and Tucker Kraft.

But the Giants are tied for allowing the most TDs (6) to the TE position this season. And while everyone is hyping up Kraft's incredible matchup in DET, I'm looking at the guy sitting right behind him. 

Two games. Two backup TEs. Two TDs. 

  • Foster Moreau ATD
  • Jonnu Smith ATD

New Goats, Old Goats +27844

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Some of these TEs are veterans who have lifted our fantasy teams through the ages. Others are newly appointed goats who are helping us win right now.

Either way, they deserve our respect during this national holiday.

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE TEs. That's what I always say.

Tight Receivers +8469

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Some of you get a little skittish about ATD bets. And that's OK. I guess …

So let's go with some good matchups that might allow for the Overs. 

What? It's just a few catches. What are you afraid of?

  • Evan Engram Receiving Yards - Over 23.5
  • Evan Engram Receptions - Over 2.5
  • Tucker Kraft Receiving Yards - Over 51.5
  • Tucker Kraft Receptions - Over 4.5
  • AJ Barner Receiving Yards - Over 24.5
  • AJ Barner Receptions - Over 2.5
  • Mason Taylor Receiving Yards - Over 20.5
  • Mason Taylor Receptions - Over 2.5
  • George Kittle Receptions - Over 5.5
  • Jake Ferguson Receptions - Over 2.5

If you have any Scared Money Bets of your own, let me know. Drop your slips in the replies and let's see who is brave enough to take on the fiery gauntlet of +five-digit odds and who's just window shopping …

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